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How to market your self-published book

by admin June 21, 2020

 

This is my self-published book – I’m so pleased with the cover.

Here’s the link to Amazon

I want to shout to the world,

‘READ IT. READ IT!

BE ENTERTAINED!!’

Problem – How to market a self-published book

I don’t expect everyone to like it but I would love to think that everyone who reads English will give it a go!

One of the hardest things for self-publishers is getting their book noticed.  It is harder than writing it, than having it edited and working on the advice and criticism that follows. Harder than the whole writing process. Harder than my time editing and proof reading. Harder than saying to myself,

‘Be brave. Stop this never ending tinkering.  Take the next step,’ and actually take the next step.

What I need is a smart marketing student to take Mayhem in Melbourne on for a percentage of any profit or a flat fee. But  I’m not sure where to find one of these People.

 If you are one please get in touch. I will greet you with open arms and see you as my angel disguised as a marketer.

Failing that and it is failing that because I don’t know where to find one.  I’m struggling along myself.

I’ve added Mayhem in Melbourne to Bookbub’s enormous list.  I was not selected for a book-of-the-day for next month – July.  I and will try again in four weeks.  That’s is a date in my diary.

You can see it on Bookbub here 

I’ve also paid $297.00 to have it reviewed and featured in the onlinebookclub

I spent  time debating over how useful this site would be. After some research I decided to give it a go.  To give it a proper  ‘go’ I decided on the top package.

This is what it is

Level 4 Review – (best value) – $297

Includes 2 months featured status
2 week homepage link to review
Guaranteed to get one of a few top-level reviewers
Entry into Book of the Year Contest!
Average turnaround: 1 month

It is too early to tell what is going to happen here.  The site is interesting and very impersonal from what I have experienced so far.  As part of a promotion the owner of the site, Nick Stephenson, said  he would buy a kindle version of any book of an author who signed up. I signed with that promotion and was asked to send a PDF version of the book, which I did.

Later I sent an email regarding his buying a kindle version.   I got an automatic reply referring me to their ‘Questions and Answers’ page. It seems as if there is no way to send an email to an actual person.  I will let their purchase of my eBook fade into the distance – not obviously going to happen and of course at $3.99 for Mayhem in Melbourne it is not a great financial loss.

I wanted to give you a link to my book on this web site but I can’t find it. I can get into the author’s page but I can’t send a link to a friend to have a look.

They promise numerous reviews and as I paid the top amount these should be done within a month.  The interesting thing about the reviews is that the reviewers are paid. My $297 should pay for a few reviews.  You can register on the site to be a reviewer.

I imagine it is too early to know if I get value for my investment but after four weeks I don’t appear to have a single review. So far I feel the money may have been better spent elsewhere.

I had hoped that with this investment I could sit back and write and let the reviews and possibly the sales of my book roll along.  That’s the outcome I want.  Then I can get back to writing.

I’ll keep you posted!!

June 21, 2020 0 comment
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Black Lives Matter – we all matter in this time of COVID-19

by admin June 10, 2020

This is an amazing time in Australia.  It is a time where the country pulled together, cared for each other, looked out for each other and followed the rules. By doing this we have stopped COVID – 19 in its tracks. Not conquered yet but certainly halted it.  We believed all  lives mattered in this wonderful multi-cultural nation of ours.

Watching the weekend marches you could be led to believe that ‘Only Black Lives Matter’. Of course Black Lives matter and all of us whatever race we belong to are horrified by the actions of the police officers in Minneapolis.

It is right that we need to focus on our First Nation people who are not given the care they are entitled to as citizens.  If this doesn’t happens and they die in police cells or while under police care, it needs to be called out.

Demonstrating in the weekend, against medical advice, and showing your support for the cause was, in my view reckless. I believe it showed a lack of respect for all those people who quarantined themselves. The people who didn’t see their grandchildren for weeks, didn’t attend family weddings, had the heartbreak of missing loved one’s funerals and were unable to attend ANZAC services.  These people and many others including the front line workers made large sacrifices to keep this country as safe as humanly possible from the surge of deaths we saw in other countries from the pandemic.

Perhaps we have been so successful that all those people in the weekend showing no social distancing feel that we have conquered the virus.

Black Lives Matter rally in Melbourne.
Photo credit to the ABC

I only hope they’re right.  If we have another outbreak and the country has to be shut down again, as has happened in other places, there will be more economic strain and more deaths from this virus.

I hope the demonstrations in the weekend for a cause I heartily believe in are just a blip on the radar and we go back to respecting and celebrating the people who have sacrificed themselves over the last three months for the good of everyone.

I don’t normally write on political matters but I felt strongly about the lack of respect being shown. I am also sad that the controversy around the demonstrations deflected some or the focus from the very worthy cause they were bringing to our attention.

 

 

 

 

June 10, 2020 0 comment
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Friends and writing -it is a strange mix.

by admin May 17, 2020

It’s taken me a while to write this post … I don’t want to offend anyone or lose a friendship… it is more that I’m writing to get an understanding of my friends who aren’t writers or readers.

Writing and publishing my book ‘Mayhem in Melbourne’ has been a huge mile-stone in my life.  Yet I have at least three friends who I thought were close friends, who four months after publication haven’t read it.  I put a copy in their hands so it’s not a problem with access or the cost.

When I see them, I don’t say ‘Have you read Mayhem in Melbourne, yet?’  I don’t say anything. I don’t say anything because I think the whole thing embarrasses them. They have never known anyone who wrote a book before.  They have said this and I think it puzzles them. Authors to them are people in a different stratosphere. A stratosphere you sometimes see on TV or at ‘writer’s week’ which, of course, they don’t attend.   Writers aren’t the people you share a drink with after a shit day at work.

If someone else mentions ‘Mayhem in Melbourne’ I can see they become uncomfortable.  Of course this maybe because they have read it and didn’t like it and don’t know what to say.

But possibly not. One of these friends said just before lockdown with some embarrassment,

‘Sorry I haven’t read your book yet. It’s by my bed but I have been so busy lately I just haven’t got round to it.’

She is still working during lockdown and being in real estate with all the problems that is presenting she is probably still too busy.

But back to where I started. I think they are uncomfortable. I work as a property manager and I don’t talk about writing.  It’s my hobby and of little interest to my colleagues. I had something published in the The Age a year or so ago and they were bemused as to why I bothered. Maybe the fault is mine.  Should I talk about it even when I sense no interest?

When you write and have always written, even if it’s a diary or something about the sounds outside your bedroom window, it is hard to understand a world of people who aren’t in the least interested in doing so themselves.  Many don’t read much. They talk of TV programs and sport around the water cooler. We writers need to lower our expectations about dear friends who don’t read and aren’t particularly interested in the written word.

I believe that friends from different walks of life make our writing and our lives richer. I have tried to stop expecting these friends to mention my book or asking if I am writing anything else. If they do I will see it as a real mark of friendship.

I also believe that as writer we can’t expect that our friends like everything we write and they shouldn’t be embarrassed to say something like,

‘Good on you for writing it but it’s not my cup of tea.’  Or as someone I know who doesn’t read a book only magazines said,

‘Great. I dipped into  it – some really good bits.’ I appreciate her effort.

This is a conundrum I’m yet to solve. Perhaps others have solved it. Please comment if you have.

 

Seagull at St Kilda Beach during the 2020 lockdown.
They are free to roam.

Sea birds at St Kilda Beach taking in the April sun.

May 17, 2020 0 comment
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Magpies

by admin April 25, 2020

I wrote this piece about the magpies in my area during COVID-19.  I also mention them here.

This piece is for your enjoyment:- it is part of my ‘Love Writing Collection’

Life with the Magpies

In my post code it is the year of the magpie. There are magpies everywhere. Yelling, chortling, and talking loudly amongst themselves. They do this at full volume. I’ve yet to see a magpie whispering to a mate.

My favourite park is full of them and until the lockdown they marched around the children’s play area lording it over everyone and pretending they’re in control.   And while pretending they put their aspirations into practice.  At least two toddlers have been swooped and marked by a strong beak grazing past their faces. These actions have cemented a certain level of control by the magpies.

The street I walk along to this park is full of these aggressive birds.  The way they control the playground has made me wary of them.  When I see a couple marching toward me on the footpath I move to the road. It never occurs to a magpie to step aside and let anyone pass.

My elderly neighbour calls them, “Those bloody birds.” when I pass. I often don’t understand what he calls out but those three words are startlingly clear. I agree with him. What he says after that is lost on me because with his excitement and his thick Greek accent it is incomprehensible, although I’m sure it is not anything positive.

My daily walking around my streets and to and from the park has shown me a probable cause for this year increase in these birds.  A lady who lives in a street behind me feeds them.  I caught her at it the other day.

Still in her slippers and wrapped in a thick black cardigan she was tossing mince meat to cluster of them.

“Oh.’ I said ‘You feed them.”

“They’re my friends.  I feed them every morning.” At that moment one of the group attending the meal stepped forward and took a piece of mince from her hand – very delicately removed it from her fingers. He tossed it back into his mouth and look up at her. Instead of giving him more she tossed some to the others.

“He’s a great one,” she said with affection ‘He’d eat it all if I let him. He’s cheeky too. I was late the other day and he came up and banged at my glass door with his beak.  Such strong beaks they’ve got. If he wasn’t so gentle I’d be afraid of him. The others… they’re all a bit shy.  They stay back.” She stopped talking and handed him some more meat.  I watched with the word gentle in my mind. The way he took the meat was gentle.  It is the first time and perhaps the last time I would use this word for a magpie.  The next day when I was in the park and watched them strutting about and yelling. I remembered the gentle action with amazement and wondered if any one of the shouting crowd I was looking at would be courageous and gentle given the right circumstances.

In this post code the magpies are the dawn chorus and their voices are with us all day.  In years to come when I think back to the Coronavirus crisis and the lockdown I’m sure I will always think of the magpies who offered noise and entertainment.

A cheeky magpie on my back deck.

I’m sure this bird who wandered around my deck was looking for food. I’ve decided not to feed them even when they stare at me through my glass doors. I’ll leave that to the lady a couple of streets over!  Even at this time of lockdown they aren’t my friends.

If you have a lockdown story or a story about magpies.  I would be happy to publish it here for you:-

Send it to davisjuliettej@gmail.com

 

 

April 25, 2020 0 comment
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Lebanese Egg Plant and Lamb Stew – a COVID-19 Distraction

by admin April 18, 2020

My writing is not going well at that moment – too may statistics about Covid-19 to distract me.  My creative juices need an out outlet so I’m cooking.

I have just made Lebanese Lamb Stew with Eggplant

I love egg plants. I love the colour and I love the shape.  I bought one so I could admire it on my kitchen bench. Then it came time to use it and on searching for a recipe I came across this one on the Adamant Kitchen blog.  

The recipe turned out well. I think less tomato puree next time and possibly white wine instead of red. I want the flavour of the lamb stronger.  I will make it again. It is an excuse to buy another egg plant.

A beautiful egg plant or aubergine.

I enjoy browsing  admantkitchen.com If you have time check out the Scandinavian section. The Icelandic recipes are fascinating. Who would have thought that a sheep rearing country full of geysers and snow would have had a cuisine? Well other then Lamb.  Ashley’s preamble in Adamant Kitchen  before her recipes it worth the read even if you don’t make the recipes – it brings this almost unknown country alive.

I am going to try the Icelandic Christmas cake.  It looks like an English tea cake but with the addition of cardamom. That should move it well beyond the usual tea cake.

Icelandic donuts look very good and flavoured with cardamom,too.

It surprises me that cardamom is used in Icelandic cooking. I researched. There are several theories of how the spice came to this part of the world. I like the one about the Vikings bring it back from Constantinople now called Istanbul in Turkey.

When I’ve made the Christmas Cake I’ll let you know if the cardamom raises it above the level a tea cake.

Now I must get back to some writing.

And remember the first 10 people who email me their postal address I’ll send them a copy of ‘Mayhem in Melbourne’ FREE – no strings attached. Just send your mailing address to davisjuliettej@gmail.com

Or you could leave it in the comment section below with your mailing address.

April 18, 2020 0 comment
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New lock-down laws. It is hard to know where we are going with this…

by admin April 15, 2020

I’m giving away 10 copies of my book Mayhem in Melbourne… read further to find out how you can score one.

At the moment, locked up as we are, I’m reading book after book.  It is so relaxing.  It takes me from this fraught and stressed existence to another world.  I have just finished reading a Donna Leon Mystery, The Girl of His Dreams. It has taken me to Venice and the world of Commissario Guido Brunetti.  It is giving me an interest in today’s Venice without the crowds of tourist he is describes as he walks around the city following clues and people.

Donna Leon has written 29 books featuring her favourite sleuth. You can find a list of them here.  Although there is no real sequence except that  his children get older. If you want a touch of the Italian lifestyle, their food, and the romance of Venice start anywhere and see if you get hooked.

There’s no physical travel these day so how about armchair travel – TAKE YOURSELF TO MELBOURNE with ‘Mayhem in Melbourne – Behind the Scenes in Caruthers Real Estate’.  My funny, heart-warming book does what it says, looking behind the scenes and exposing the  goings-on and some real human stories from the world of Real Estate.

All this was before the COVID-19. Will life in a property management department be the same when everyone gets back to the office and tackles the morning emails from their ergonomically designed office chair rather than their dining table.

You can take a journey to Melbourne with ‘Mayhem in Melbourne- Behind the scenes at Caruthers Real Estate’.

I am giving away a free copy to the first 10 people who contact me.  To grab one you need to email me your postal address.  The wonderful Australia Post is still operating so no trouble getting the book to you.

Email –  Davisjuliettej@gmail.com  with your mailing address.  I will mail my book to you anywhere in the world. You don’t have to be in Australia. Where ever you are I would like to take you to Melbourne for a few hours.  Arm chair travel is a great way to see the world.

In the meantime I plan to read more – perhaps another Donna Leon. It’s a great way to traipse around Venice while learning some of its history.

These flowers are brightening my world.

Winter Marigolds

I call them Winter Marigolds. I don’t know the correct name.   They bloom in the winter.  They are self-sown and have been in my garden for the last couple of years.  To my great delight they seed down and this year I have a couple of strong healthy plants that are just starting to bloom. Do you know anything about the plant? I would love some more information.

 

April 15, 2020 0 comment
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Covid-19 Brain Function

by admin April 3, 2020

A WEEK INTO LOCK DOWN…

…and I’m working out ways to control my roving mind – or is it brain function.  Whatever it is, it is flipping around all over the place and preventing me from keeping on task.   Are you having this problem? Or is it just me?  I need to switch off  the breaking news, in fact all the social media. I don’t need to know the latest cornovirus  figures. It only depresses me. The task I have given myself is to work on the sequel to ‘Mayhem in Melbourne’.   I have the first draft of the sequel but it needs WORK. I need to stop getting more tea and wandering outside to check the weather.

My problem is I have all day to write.  I have always wanted all day and now I have it I can’t cope. I’m used to a busy working day, drinks and dinner with friends and carving out time in amongst all this to write.  I was stimulated!

John Birmingham in his book ‘How to be a Writer’ suggests getting a timer and setting it for 20 or 30 mins and work until it goes off.  Then decided to do more work, or walk around the park,or  make a coffee or work for another 20 or 30.

A review of John Birmingham’s book says, ‘… This book will be particularly helpful for those who suffer from lack off focus, procrastination and time wasting…’.  That’s me!

I have worked out a few affirmations to help, too.

While I procrastinate I listen to the local magpies.  This is the year for magpies.  There has never been so many around my burb.  They communicate with a sort of  ‘Quardle oodle ardle wardle doodle’ It is such a happy sound. They talk a lot! They’re not worried about COVID-19.

That description of their conversation comes from a moving poem by called ‘Magpies’ by New Zealander, Denis Glover. You can find it here.

Australian Magpie – loving life in Melbourne.

April 3, 2020 1 comment
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Life under COVID-19

by admin March 29, 2020

It is a little while since I posted.  It’s such an unsettling time. COVID-19 is on all our lips.

When I heard about the lock down  I thought there’s an upside to this. I can really make headway with my book. No social engagements. Nothing to interrupt me.  Nothing I can do other than a quick trip for a few groceries. Everything to give to my book.  But it isn’t working out like that.  I can’t concentrate. My mind’s all over the place and therapeutic walks have all but vanished from my life.

It is all the changes that are unsettling me as I am sure it is you too.  Change and confusion.  It is the same all over the world.

My hair appointment was cancelled among some confusion.  When it was cancelled Steve was only allowed to work on a client for 30 mins.  Forty-eight hours later that was changed but I’m not sure what it’s changed to.  A politician with thin, wispy hair graced our screens saying, ‘Thirty minutes would be okay for someone to cut my hair but then I haven’t got much, Ha Ha!’ He laughed heartily a few times as he ruffled his hair.   I’m no clearer on whether I can get some colour and a cut. I don’t think Steve is either. He still isn’t taking appointments and I’ve decided two hours at the hairdresser may be an invitation to a virus that’s floating about looking for a home to settle on me. Perhaps I’ll come to like longer hair.

Yesterday the sun shone and the beach at Albert Park and Port Melbourne was sending out wonderful  spirit-lifting  beams into the air. We need that. We need to feel uplifted.

A few people were walking, there were some bikes and a couple of joggers along the edge of the beach who smiled as the flashed past.  The golden sand had people sunbathing and reading and a few toddlers digging holes. All were following regulations and keeping their distance

Apparently this wasn’t the case at the other end of the beach at St Kilda. People there were not keeping to the social distancing rule.  Naturally numerous people took pictures of the erring crowded and posted them on social media.  Port Phillip City Council has decided to close all beaches and the St Kilda Botanical gardens.  A few spoiling it for the rest of us.

I have developed ‘COVID-19 BRAIN SNAP’. My mind won’t focus.  It’s racing about and jumping all over the place – checking the news, checking the ‘Alert’ on my phone, checking into social media.  It’s doing everything but staying on task. Next week I’m hoping for better results.

Carnations – a gift from the South Melbourne Market

At the South Melbourne Market on Friday the stall that sells flowers was giving them away.

I had the luck to score these carnations. They are missing that beautiful spicy perfume but non-the-less they are lovely to look at. It was such a kind gesture. When he’s up and running again I’ll make sure I buy some flowers from him.

March 29, 2020 0 comment
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Writers’ Block – A cure!

by admin March 10, 2020

Last time I posted on this blog I talked about my writers’ block. I was suffering and feeling inadequate and somewhat miserable. The Internet is full of cures but I have found my own cure by chance. It may help you if you ever find yourself in the same state.  It is not a happy state.  Writers write I kept telling myself that. It did no good something was stopping me writing.

Check out the book I have written here  

My cure and I’m sure my writers’ Block is cured.  

Walking!

Instead of sitting at home and gazing at the key board or drifting around the house – I walked. I walked and walked. Not thinking about anything in particular. Not listening to anything. I just walked. I let the rhythm of my walking takeover. It takes a while to get your personal rhythm going. When you do it becomes quite hypnotic – rather like a drug – and eventually the mind flows freely.

I did think about the Coronavirus for a while. We are all thinking about that and whether we have enough toilet paper to last us. People have fought over toilet paper in this country – a country that produces 40% of the paper it uses. The factories have doubled their production-run and are working around the clock to keep up with this demand.

After days, many kilometers covered and evenings slumped on the couch with exhaustion, as I walked I began to think of things I wanted to write and how I wanted to write them. The urge to write came back. Somewhere along those inner city streets my writers ‘block had left me. I had left it behind.

So. My recipe for writers’ block. Walk and walk some more then walk again. Let me know in the comments below if this has worked for you or if you have another recipe.

I will post a piece I wrote yesterday. In the meantime I used my phone to snap some of the flowers that I passed.

I think all the recent rain has helped them beautify our gardens. Here are a couple of flowers that brightened my walking.

Flowers along the street

These trees are doing wonderfully well this year.  I have never know the name of them but they delight each years. Here’s a close up of the blossom.

Brightening our streets

A double Hibiscus thriving in our street-side gardens

And if you are hungry there are mandarins falling onto the footpath.

A Mandarin Tree leaning over the footpath.

Julia Davis – Mayhem in Melbourne; Behind the scenes at Caruthers Real Estate

 

March 10, 2020 0 comment
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Writer’s Block! Is this what has happened to me?

by admin February 28, 2020

Hi there,

This is a post with apologies.

My aim is to post once a week yet the last couple of weeks have seen nothing from me.

Why can’t I write?  Now my book is published I find myself word-tied.

It’s as if words are NOT one the things I enjoy most in life.

It’s as if one my greatest pleasures that of  playing with words and working out the best way to write something has gone.

The challenged to make something funny or gripping or just plain interesting has disappeared.

It  this Writers Bloc? It that what I have?

I’m wondering if it is a sort of lethargy. I have completed a goal and now I can’t move on to the next one.

Is this the culprit ‘Mayhem in Melbourne Behind the scenes at Caruthers Real Estate’?  Has it exhausted me?

Available from Amazon Paperback $20.21 or eBook $3.99 link here.

I have lapped up the praise from my writing group and my friends and family and a few unknowns that friends have passed the book onto. It’s been great.

Has anyone else felt this lethargy after finishing a big project? Or found that their writing juice has run out.

While I waited for inspiration and tried to get my head around the fact that it is a job and I’m not precious about my day job, I’ve been entertained  by the wattle birds that come into my backyard to get nectar from my Abutilon shrub.  They make a great mess on the deck but I love watching them hang upside down with their long beaks jammed into the flower.

Abutilon or Chinese Lantern

The wattle birds that come to suck the nectar.

The Wattle Bird found in Melbourne backyards

I haven’t been able to snap them actually hanging upside down yet.

I’ll be back in a week Writer’s Block or no Writer’s Block. I can’t let a small think like that deter me.

February 28, 2020 0 comment
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About Me

Juliette Davis

Hi I’m a New Zealander living in Melbourne. Once this great city put out tentacles and seduced me I was caught. I’ve lived here ever since. I wrote about the city in Melbourneplaces.com . I’m a residential property manager - someone who leases a property to you and manages your tenancy for the owner – that means I’m the meat in the sandwich. When something goes wrong it can easily be seen by the two pieces of bread on either side to be my fault. It’s a life that opens the door on funny, sad, angry and heart warming stories and money. I’m using it all to write a fictional book about life in a Real Estate office. I blog about the writing journey.

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